小白兔家的萨摩瑾

啊。。。。帅哭!!

Jill.根总等我一下:

吃撑的赤城桑:

【每日一锤】怎么能戴面具都这么帅气逼人呢(灬ꈍ ꈍ灬)

哈哈哈哈敲可爱!

瓜子·初:

完全的个人妄想产物
看了一个柯基屁屁的视频念念不忘,以及逛tb时看到的很污的扭蛋(原图放最后),即使变了色也忍不住联想到根妹的贝贝熊呢…

爱是个屁屁,多么美妙_(XD」∠)_

暑假英语冲刺指南

特别棒!马

blankV:

大家好!我是大车,漫长的考试周终于过去了大家有没有想我?当然想了对不对我多可爱。

 

虽然我考完试了,但是——文还是没法更新——什么?不不不这跟510没关系了,毕竟一个破番外而已有什么好伤心的——由于暑假里的大车还有很多事情要干,估计没有心情翻译东西了,所以目前预测CT下次更新会是在九月中旬左右。

 

既然如此请大家也不要悲痛,度过漫长的暑假干点什么好呢?不如学英语!看翻译不如学英语;催文不如学英语;谈恋爱不如学英语;干什么都不如学英语。在此大车为大家简单整理了一份暑假英语冲刺指南。这份指南是大车亲身实践过的,效果拔群,立竿见影,药到病除。虽然只是粗浅的初级训练,但是一个疗程下来保证你四级600+,两个疗程下来六级600+,三个疗程下来你就性冷淡。

 

过去一年里我看的文自己也数不过来了,之所以这里只有这么一点是因为我扫过的文中脑洞雷人的、文笔辣眼睛的、小学生三观的也真是不少,保护大家是我的职责【误。放在这里的都是过去一年里我翻来覆去看了很多遍的,给我带来过很大的触动和帮助,希望同好也能一边享受一边练练英语。


文中标题和作者都是超链接,直接点进去即可!看到新的我会回来更新的!喜欢的小伙伴们求小红心⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄!!!做过题目有感想的欢迎勾搭┗|`O′|┛ 嗷~~ 


废话不多说了——

 

疗程1:中短篇 不温不火

 

Shootus Interruptusby winged_mammal(经典题型)

题型简介:性教育课的反例(E)

题目选读:

A gleam of red catches Shaw’s eye, and shepauses her movements to get a better look at her hand. “Oh for fuckssake,” shegrowls, and Root lifts her head in question at the hold up.

“What?”

Shaw raises her hand and wiggles her fingersin the air, her skin coated in lube mixed with oxidized blood. “You couldn’thave warned me this was coming around?”

备注:虽然我的老福特里有参考答案,但是还是请想学英语的孩子独立完成——

 

Overheard by winged_mammal(经典题型)

题型简介:每天都能气死一只新鲜的单身狗(T)

题目选读:

“Could you shut your mouth for a minutewhile we clear these guys out of here?” 

“You weren’t complaining about my mouth lastnight, Sameen.” 

“That’s because you were putting it to abetter use than giving away our position.” 

 

Four Times Root Kissed Shaw,and Twice She Didn't by bruisespristine

题型简介:粉扑扑的日记(T)

题目选读:

They stare at each other for what theMachine later tells her is four minutes and twelve seconds before Root dares tomove, leaning forward, pressing her lips against Shaw's. And this time, Shawdoesn't turn it violent, make it brutal.

 

Sleeping Togetherby bruisespristine

题型简介:在爸爸们旁边也敢不可描述(T)

题目选读:

The hacker twitches and makes a littlewhining noise, and Shaw rolls her eyes. It’s difficult to slide her arm underRoot’s pillow without waking her, but she’s used to it by now, and Root doesn’twake, still caught in the throes of whatever nightmare has decided to pick onher this evening.

 

And Baby Makes Threeby araxes

题型简介:科技,让生活更美好(T)

题目选读:

If someone had told Shaw that she would beone half of an expecting couple, she probably would have shot their kneecapsoff.

Then again, if someone had told Shaw thatshe would be married and would actually (technically) be the baby daddy, shewould’ve gone straight for the headshot.

 

the thing about rootby brightly_brightly(经典题型)

题型简介:跟二轴谈什么感情(M)

题目选读:

this is Root. Root's body, which, by proxyof Root's annoying mind hitching into some trail of unbroken code in your mind,is now something your body actually wants. your body doesn't seem to care aboutthe gender thing as much when it comes to Root. Root who just happens to havethese parts that you're learning to work with- that you want to work withbecause it will make her feel good. Root whose breathy, feminine sighs andgasps and moans will fill up your bedroom. Root who doesn't have a nice, loadedcock or washboard abs- who instead has a soft belly and thin arms and pale skinthat bruises easily. Root who, yes, ok, has a vagina, a delicate, pinkish,silky, completely foreign territory between her legs. Root whose breasts youwant to lick and kiss and whose whole body you want to learn (since when?).Root who completely dismantles you.

备注:虽然我的老福特里有参考答案,但是还是请想学英语的孩子独立完成——

 

i found a lover (we rollaround beneath these sheets) by justimpolite

题型简介:深扒电梯间背后不可告人的故事(E)

题目选读:

‘One day, Sameen. One day you may just findyourself wanting a cuddle buddy and I won’t be here,’ she says, fastening herbra.

‘Never say the words ‘cuddle’ or ‘buddy’ever again.’

 

The thing about cutting thered wire. by Worldclassbeauty

题型简介:关爱残疾,人人有责(G)

题目选读:

“But I don't need those colors to know thatyou have beautiful chocolate eyes, tanned skin, coffee colored hair and mostlywear black… So you see Sameen, for me, with my condition, you’re absolutelyperfect.” Root said giving her a drowsy smile.

 

everything and nothingby fuckinghellbruh

题型简介:不想哭的话推荐大家去做这位老师出的另一套题sociopathic heart (T)

题目选读:

Numb. It’s the first thing that registersto you after John shakes his head at you. You feel numb.

It’s like the dial for your emotions turnedway down until it hit zero.

And then you look back at him with a numbdetermination to finish all of this.

“We need to get to Finch.”

 

and the timing's never rightby atlantisairlock

题型简介:明日边缘之老婆你回来(T)

题目选读:

DAY 2. 

You wake up in safety for the very firsttime in a very, very long time - in your own bed, with Root lying beside you,some jazz tune playing softly on the bedside radio. For one brief second,everything feels safe, and you could be content, even happy, when she stirs andwakes and - 

and then you remember.

 

for solitude will also breakyou with its yearning by Kaslyna

题型简介:谁说肖根是唯一一对老司机(T)

题目选读:

Martine's almost amused by her reputationas Samaritan's most mysterious agent; if only they knew how much of an openbook she was with Kara, when Kara could barely speak two sentences to Martineabout herself when she was in a good mood.

 

A Something Before Dyingby seriousfic

题型简介:电梯招谁惹谁了(T)

题目选读:

“Oh, c’mon!” Martine cried. “How am Isupposed to explain this to Samaritan?”

 

The non-sixty-nining portion of the groupoffered her a collective shrug as their elevator ascended.

 

“At least let me know if she really didsquirt!?” she called after them.

 

distilled into differenceby gothamcitygays

题型简介:撒玛利亚人教我睡觉前叠好衣服(E)

题目选读:

Whiskey is neat. Gin is classic. Vodka ispure.

Tequila is messy. 

 

 

 

疗程2:中短篇 大悲大喜

 

Light it Up by Coragyps

题型简介:反正就是搞(E)

题目选读:

Root followed suit, rather more slowly. Shehad the palest skin that Shaw had ever seen. It seemed like there was miles ofit, smooth and white except for a few faint scars. She folded her blouse andthen shrugged out of the delicate bra she was wearing underneath. Small, highbreasts like dollops of cream. Shaw couldn’t wait to get her mouth on them.

备注:本题中第二小题略黑暗,慎做。

 

Fish Out Of Waterby ieatmyfingerprints(经典题型)

题型简介:这条咸鱼是你掉下来的吗?(M)

题目选读:

Root glides through the water, more fishthan man, colliding into Shaw and pulling her upwards. When they break thesurface Root kisses her hard, the smile on her face radiant and her faceflushed. Shaw finds herself at a complete lost for words, swallowing andgasping for air, a turmoil of emotions she didn’t know she possessed raginginside of her. But nothing ruins Root’s elation, and she doesn’t seem torealize Shaw’s conflict, her hands roving and her lips insistent.

备注:此题太美不得不做.

 

The Little Moments, OurMoments by BowieLover73

题型简介:且行且珍惜(T)

题目选读:

Shaw rolled her eyes. “Can’t say it’s beenat the forefront of my thoughts.” She said, shrugging once again.

“Of course not,” Root said as her eyes tookon a mischievous look. “That spot’s reserved for me.”

 

Wolves by Nesi23 

题型简介:又到了一年一度的交配季节(E)

题目选读:

Shaw’s not normally one for cuddlingstrangers, but when that stranger gives you the best orgasms of your life, youkinda don’t give a shit. The last thing she remembers before blacking out isRoot picking up her other hand to rest on her ass and kissing her lips gentlyand then she pulls back slightly to look Root in the eye.

 

“Yes sweetie?” Root sensing Shaw wants toask her something.

 

Shaw eyes narrow but they also lookpleading “Root, Please tell me you’re on birth control."

 

the devil will want you backby charizona(经典题型)

题型简介:谁说肖根是唯一一对老司机·二(E)

题目选读:

Kara holds her wrist up to Martine’s mouth.“Take mine,” she says softly, and Martine doesn’t hesitate to taste the bloodthat brought her into this life in the first place.

The vampire blood makes her dizzy witheuphoria, but she feels stronger by the second. She only needs about tenseconds of it and the ache in her chest is gone. She sinks into the cushions,runs her tongue across her teeth, and lets out a breath.

 

Hate the Player by bruisespristine(经典题型)

题型简介:看看别人怎么上·大学篇·上(E)

题目选读:

She picks up Root’s hand to drag her away,not a cozy, romantic handholding, but a practical one. As they start down thepath they hear John hiss, “See, girlfriend.” But when Root slants hereyes down at Shaw, the smaller woman just looks content. It’s the sameexpression she has when Bear has his head on her feet, or she’s just finished agood steak.

备注:请问你们为什么要欺负马婷婷

 

Death and the maiden by rdalvi 

题型简介:滥用职权弄个女朋友(T)

题目选读:

“Hi, I’m Root.” Root blurted out.

Death stopped and turned around.

“What’s your name?”

 

under cover of darkness by brightly_brightly

题型简介:看出题人知道风格系列·卧室中的花花世界(E)

题目选读:

Shaw winces as the cold metal makes contactwith her sensitive flesh, and Root pauses, waits for Shaw to adjust, beforeslowly rotating the little key on each one that tightens and tightens andtightens the vice around her nipples.

Shaw whines and lets out a string ofincoherent sounds, some of which might be "fuck, yeah, more" orsomething equivalent in German.

 

 

疗程3:中长篇 色即是空

 

connective tissue by brightly_brightly(经典题型)

题型简介:尘埃落定,羁绊才刚刚开始(E)

题目选读:

When this happens, you tend to roll youreyes, march over, and take her slender, pale hands in yours: you pull her upand into you, away from whatever dark void she's witnessing or projecting. Shealways comes easily, obediently, and lets you distract her however you see fit.

Sometimes you tease her, "hey Eeyore,where's my perky psycho today?"

Other times, you go sit beside her andyou're silent together. 

If anyone understands Root's silences, it'syou. 

备注:本篇的词汇量和文笔可谓圈内一巅峰,虽然我的老福特里有部分参考答案,但是还是请想学英语的孩子独立完成——

 

Caged Animals by BlondeQ 

题型简介:地铁站风云(E)

题目选读:

Then Shaw turned with that scalding glare,her lips pulling back from her teeth as she snarled and that iron hand wasimmediately at Root’s throat, fingers closing around Root’s windpipe… Rootcouldn’t deny that the jolt of electricity that shot through her body was apleasurable one. Her lips had parted and yes, she was smiling just the tiniestamount, and yes, she relished running her hand over Shaw’s forearm to herwrist, gently pressing that iron grip closer to her.

 

Love the Game by bruisespristine(经典题型)

题型简介:看看别人怎么上·大学篇·下(E)

题目选读:

It shouldn’t turn her on, to think ofpeople just outside the thin piece of wood while Root fucks her senseless, butit does, and Shaw is a pretty pragmatic person. She’s not gonna feelembarrassed if they’re caught, really. Well, maybe for a second, but it’s notlike her team don’t know who she is, so why not? This promises to be super hot,as does everything with Root. That girl can turn almost anything into a kinkygame that melts Shaw from the groin out. She’s never met anyone who has hernumber like this.

 

(以下两题非POI相关CP,来自美国漫画降世神通:科拉传奇。然而【doge脸】光是看文我已经入了两对之前从未见过的百合CP的坑,姑且可以当两篇美味的小说(肉文)看——)

 

Alpha's Forfeit by RaeDMagdon

题型简介:收服浪子教程(E)

题目选读:

She had imagined this moment so many timesshe'd lost count, but the reality left a gaping hole in her chest. One kissdidn't even start to make up for three years of loneliness. It was too angry,too fast, too hungry, and it wasn't nearly enough.

 

Bonds of Metal by RaeDMagdon,Revans_Mask

题型简介:脱了上衣女王就是你的人了(E)

题目选读:

She shuddered slightly as she realized thatKuvira looked almost the same as she had in the park. The moonlight falling onher face then had illuminated a cautious sense of hope, and it was still there,but no longer hidden behind a cloud of uncertainty.

 

 

 

——The End——

——BY 大车——

 


EXE (1-3)

Noramyw:

注:512AU 撒根设定 在微博上写了点想了想还是搬过来,不定时更新(大概会比吸血鬼先完结,或者两篇都不......


(1)

Shaw对这个一上来就发号施令的May女士很不满。

“我是来帮忙的,Shaw。”

棕发的高个女人这么宣称(她审视Shaw的目光让后者极度不适),拿着一纸文件将Cole踢出了任务(理由是他的专业技能在这项任务中不被需要,Shaw讨厌她说这句话时嘴唇扬起的自大弧度),又领着Shaw到了安全屋(她走在前面,两条过长的腿支撑的臀部自然地微微颤动),依旧神秘地不肯透露任务的细节。


在进入一间空的安全屋时,Shaw想,她受够了。

“听着,Ms. May,我不管你拿了谁的执行命令。如果你需要我在这次任务中干点什么,你至少得把计划说清楚。”


“这么心急?”

棕发的女人挑了挑眉,压着嗓子仿佛在暗示些什么,涂着黑色甲油的指尖近乎温柔地拂过了桌上的答录机。


“任务情况?”

“特工Micheal Cole清除完成。”


Shaw感到血液上涌,她第一时间掐住了女人的脖颈,同时拿出了腰间的枪。

极度的愤怒让她错过了先开口的时机。


“放轻松些,Sameen.”

她这么说,语气平淡,仿佛死的那个不是Shaw常年出生入死的搭档,而是一只蚂蚁。


“Cole的报告会显示他死于某次机密任务,是为了国家献身,而他的家人会得到一笔不菲的抚慰金。”

“而你会死在我的手上。”


Shaw放大了力道,那个女人柔软的脖颈贴着她的手掌,血管仍有生机地跃动。往上看,她下巴高傲地仰着,在笑,鼻尖几乎能碰到Shaw的脸颊,眼睛一眨不眨地盯着Shaw的头顶。


头顶?

Shaw警觉起来,但她没有感到房间有人闯入的信息,但那个女人的微笑着实让她不安。


“我读过你的档案,算是个粉丝,我相信医学院的经历告诉过你——”

那个女人因为Shaw加重的力道而呛了一口口水,她皱了下鼻尖,模样有些...可恶。

“你听见冷气管道的声音了吗?”


Shaw陡然意识到了对方的手段,不到几秒,她的手因为无力而松了开来,而那个女人不住地咳嗽着,和她一样软弱无力地倒在了地上。

Shaw朝她露出一个讽笑。


“打个赌,谁会先醒过来?”

那个女人扬着唇,眼里是危险的狂热光芒(Shaw肯定她的脑袋有点问题)。


在Shaw晕过去之前,她听见那个女人说。

“You can call me Root.”


Shaw比Root醒得要早。

但当她的手掌再次掐上Root脖子的时候,冷气管道又开始发出讨厌的声响,Shaw一头倒在那个女人身上,鼻子撞上对方突显的锁骨。

她再次晕过去之前的念头是,Root的胸真他妈平。


Shaw第二次醒来的时候,Root朝她咧了咧嘴,一把电击枪就凑上了她的脖子。

Shaw翻着白眼被那个女人拖到了椅子上,绑带环上她的手腕,咔嗒咔嗒,那棕发的疯女人满意地一笑,在她两腿间好整以暇地蹲了下来。


“你完全不知道你在为谁办事,对吗,Sameen.”

“你打算杀死我还是烦死我?”

“噢,我向你保证这世上还有更快乐的死法。但这不属于我们今天讨论的主题。”

“为什么杀了Cole?”


Root耸了耸肩,一脸淡漠。

“Micheal Cole查到了某些他不该知道的事情。你大概已经忘记上一个目标在被你射杀之前说的话,但Cole没有。”


“......人工智能。所以那是真的。”

“撒玛利亚人诞生于911之后,而到现在为止,它已经阻止了无数的恐怖袭击,通过ISA,通过像你一样的特工人员。”

“好极了。”


Shaw咬了牙,而Root笑了一下。


“你知道你们的情报永不出错,所以你应该相信它的判断,Cole死得其所。”

“死得其所?你管这叫死得其所?”

“撒玛利亚人知道什么对人类才是最好的。我们只不过是错误代码,不经设计,混乱的,而它是被精心设计的,绝对理性的,不会出错的。”


Root点了下头,她眼里透出的狂热光芒让Shaw后背窜上一股冷意,透过那双蜂蜜色的眼睛,她看到的是齿轮转动齿轮,宛若精密无比的机器,而不是一个人。


“而撒玛利亚人打算对我做什么?让我也‘死得其所’吗?”

Shaw感到恼怒,而Root眨了下眼睛,几乎是立刻摇了摇头,像是觉得那样做极其荒唐浪费。

“不。撒玛利亚人认为你很有潜力,它对你另有安排。”


“免了。”

Shaw嗤道,她小心地动着手腕。


“它认为你有资格加入我们,当然,鉴于你的愤怒,说服你大概得花一点时间。”

Root志在必得地笑了一下。

“我向你保证,我们在一起会很好玩儿的,Sameen.”



(2)

Shaw挣脱了绑带。

Shaw因为电击后遗症而再次摔在了Root身上(并且及时地掐住了对方的脖子避免丢掉特工的脸面)。


“你原先也是为了它做事,为什么不继续呢?你知道我们只是想要把这个世界变得更加美好而已。”

Root颇为无辜地笑着。

“它杀了Cole,我杀了它,就这么简单。”


Shaw警觉地站了起来,一边捂住口鼻,一边挟着Root往外走(那女人有些跌跌撞撞的,大概是因为腿太长了),她知道只要呆在这房间,就有可能再次被迷倒。


“你要怎么杀死人工智能?”

Root笑得更开心了。Shaw的话天真的就像个只知道黑和白,好人会打败坏人的孩子,而她在自己耳边的吐息和压低的嗓音则.....相当成熟。


“把电源拔掉,我猜?办法总会有的。”

Shaw耸了耸肩,她已经带着Root成功走出了安全屋,并且看中了街边一辆SUV。


“直截了当。”

Root挑了下眉。就在这时,Shaw打碎了车玻璃,她用力地拔下一片,些微的鲜血溅在了Root的唇上,而这片玻璃的锐角则堪勘停在Root眼睛的正前方。


“噢,看来你喜欢我的眼睛。”

Root眼睛不眨地舔了下唇,舌尖卷走铁锈的香气,她的耳边传来了指示,而口袋里还有一支装满镇定剂的针筒。


“不,但我会很乐意弄瞎一只,或者两只。它们对我来说没有任何用处。”

Shaw威胁地笑了一下,利落地割断了Root耳后的通讯线。

后者脸色微变,近乎恼怒地反击。而Shaw轻松攥住了她的拳头,将她反按在了车门上,Root非常努力地挣扎了两下,Shaw翻了个白眼,作为一个特工,这女人的力气也太小——


Shaw感到液体注入身体,她的力量开始流失,与此同时她的鼻尖隔着衣服,沿着那女人的脊柱线一路下滑,像是某种糟糕至极的挑逗——在她的嘴唇碰上Root的后腰时,Shaw发誓她感到那女人下意识地颤动了一下。

Shaw再次失去了意识。


Shaw是在后备箱醒来的,车子开得很平稳,她所在的狭窄黑暗空间里没有任何杂物,显然这女人是个老手,见鬼地不留任何破绽。

Shaw愤愤地踹了下后备箱。


“噢,亲爱的,你真是活力十足。”

Root的声音隔得很远,但那尾音的颤抖依旧钻进了Shaw的耳朵,像是什么虫子,令她痒得不得了。


“你他妈就不能闭嘴吗!”

Shaw再次踹了一下后备箱,她发誓她听见了后盖锁孔松动的声音。好极了,Shaw想,她的双手在背后挣扎着,很快脱离了那副手铐——Shaw意外地发现她的手掌覆盖着什么,她仔细摸了一下,那是纱布。


“别这么粗鲁,Sameen,当然,在某些时候......”

Shaw自动屏蔽了Root的话,她又踹了一下后备箱——她踹开了,Shaw狠狠地抓着边缘,幸运的是,没摔出去。她注意到纱布包着的手掌又开始流血了。Shaw无视了它,费力地、尽可能无声地爬上车顶。Root还在喋喋不休,而当Shaw弄碎挡风玻璃,用靴底控制着方向盘,将身子探入车内时,坐在副驾的她,表情相当精彩。


等等,坐在副驾?!

Shaw,ISA首席特工,代号靛蓝,愣了一下。


“噢,亲爱的,你难道不知道什么叫自动驾驶吗?”

Root举着枪,撅起了嘴。



(3)

Shaw讨厌和Root一起呆在后车座。

Shaw尤其讨厌她的双手被绑在拉杆上,而Root歪着头,得意微笑的样子。


"你给人留下的印象非常深刻。"

Root脱下了她的皮衣。

“我真是迫不及待想要和你一起合作了。”


“我不会替杀死我朋友的Samaritan工作。更不会和你。”

Shaw嗤了一声。


“可我觉得我们很合得来啊。”

Root脱下了她的皮裤,露出黑色的织物来。

Shaw移开了视线。


“和你争执没有意义。”


“我同意。”

Root点了下头。

Shaw感到有什么毛茸茸的东西沾上了脸颊,她转过脸,Root的呼吸几乎吻上她的嘴角。而她胸口的扣子是什么时候被Root解开的?


“你他妈脑子有病啊?”

Shaw张了张口,最终骂了这么一句。


“这话应该反过来,毕竟患有第二轴人格障碍的人是你,不是我。尽管,我大概也算不上正常。”

Root皱了下鼻尖。

她把Shaw的胸罩扣子解开了。


“我会废了你。”

Shaw咬着牙,她瞪着Root耳后的通讯线。

“还有你的机器人主子。”


“别这么粗鲁,Sameen,我只是想证明一个观点。”

Root坐在了Shaw的小腹上,她的指尖滑过Shaw的耳后,轻轻摩挲。

“你冷酷无情,不会恐惧,也不在意伦理道德。即便是和要为你朋友的死负责的我上床,也无所谓。”


“你不在乎这世界上的任何事情,任何人。不是吗?”

Root着迷地吻了上去。

Shaw狠狠地咬住了她的舌头,Root怀疑下一秒她的舌头就会被Shaw硬生生扯断。


“我现在有至少五种杀了你的方式。”

Shaw危险的声音贴着Root的耳膜。

Root的身体忍不住轻颤了一下,Shaw惊讶地发现她的双腿反而更用力地夹紧了自己的腰。


这个神经病!


“在这辆车子上方,有一架无人机跟着,如果车内情况有变,Samaritan会把你和我都炸上天,不留后患。”

Root的指甲深深地嵌入Shaw的手臂肌肉。

“现在,我们可以操了吗?”


Shaw瞪着她,而Root已经咬上了她的乳尖——这个女人牙口真他妈利。Shaw深深地吸了口气,挣开了绑带,反抓住Root的脖子,一连串地向下啃咬。

她可不能让Root把便宜都占了。


“别咬看得见的地方,待会儿还得出个任务。”

“我咬了,无人机会射爆这辆车吗?”

“......不会。”

“那就闭嘴。”


一小时后,Shaw看着换上蓝裙子,正努力把脚挤进高跟鞋的Root(她留下的痕迹很明显,一想到Root会以这幅滑稽的模样出任务,Shaw瞬间觉得气顺了不少)。

“我们在哪儿?”

“德州。我得抢个黑帮,顺便寄本书。” 


TBC